I'm One of Those Pet Owners

Since I've been taking Zeke to get a bath about every other week now, we have become "regulars" at the store. Zeke now has a girlfriend who loads him up with treats every time we go. She's even bought treats for him! One day they were giving away "costumes" for lack of a better word and she insisted that Zeke have one. While I never would've spent money on this I agreed to take one since she's always been so generous and I didn't want to hurt her feelings. Since Halloween was right around the corner I decided to put it on while we went trick-or-treating with the Couch's. I actually dressed my dog up and I enjoyed it. Zeke on the other hand. I'm not sure what I should've called him: a clown, a snow fairy, or a pissed off dog.